I recommend National Lampoon's Vacation for premium Clark-ness.

A, B, C+, B-, B, D

Method Man would be an interesting choice.

When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory (sobbing)?!?

PERKINS OR FUCK OFF. TREMENDOUS TWELVE EVERY DAMN DAY.

Who throws a shoe? I mean, really?

BIG HUCK! NO PTSD!

No juice will EVER be our juice.

The Bob Benson Mystery Files - coming fall '72 on ABC!

The omission of detail about his life and background is no accident. Something big is yet to come involving him this season; we just have no idea what.

Forgot about that - though that was a year when The Sopranos went over a year between seasons and didn't qualify for the Emmys. No disrespect whatsoever to Chiklis, but it was kind of like Paul Simon winning a Grammy while Stevie Wonder didn't make an album in '74

I could see how my previous comment could be miscontrued and have therefore removed it.
EDITED: I think Bob probably is gay, but his other motives are what need explanation in terms of plot. Where did he come from? Why has his character been left open for so much speculation?

Also true. It's also worth noting that Mad Men doesn't kill off characters lightly, so I wouldn't be surprised either way. They've just built Ted up as this good (or less bad) guy, which often foretells an awful fate. Plus, I don't think Don's hit rock bottom just yet, but losing Peggy (his protege) or Megan (his…

The more I think about it (or just the more I read the comments here), the Ted Chaough plane crash theory seems more and more likely. Why make it a plot point at all otherwise? It can't only be for that one scene where he shakes up Don flying upstate. 
The big question, then, is who's going to be in the plane with him?

Bert Cooper was probably a ladies' man back in the Jazz Age. Then Dr. Lyle Evans went and messed that up.

Dick Whitman's mother worked for NBC. TV is cyclical, dummy!

Hmm. Born of a whore, who took his virginity, say, 20-some-odd years ago?

Did he say "making fuck"?

Megan died on the way back to her home planet.

Bob Benson is gay…this week. A couple weeks ago he was hanging with Joan. He sends a food tray to Roger's mother's funeral. 
He is exactly what he needs to be when he needs to be it. He's a chameleon who adapts to his surroundings, because he, like Don/Dick, is on the run. He's young enough to conceivably have been…