VS an entire army of the different Colonel Sanderses we've had in the last few months

I literally never heard that until I read this.

Is this also the sequel to Sicario?

I really miss the days when you could go to someone's profile and click 'see more' or 'see less'

Cavs winning their 2nd round playoff series
National Heath Service sharing HIV patient info
No cars on the Champs-Elysees

I'll take both!

Was at a wedding reception in a bar that had two non-specific ones but none of the dudes would LOCK THE DOOR so I opened the door on dudes peeing three times over the course of the evening.

But that was my main takeaway from Fight Club!

So THAT's what that book was about

Fuck cars. Had to take mine in FOUR different times to get ONE problem fixed and I'm still only 75% sure they fixed it this time. And this doesn't include me taking it in again to the dealer in the future to fix those murder airbags…

All of Michael Fassbender will play your penis or Michael Fassbenders' penis will play your penis?

This, exactly.

I didn't care about the feelings so much as just how freaking stupid that entire car wash sequence was.

She may be, but I'm beyond sick of Xs and Os.

Could hear this in my head before I clicked the link; was still happy to be hearing it after. But also, wow, this vamps for a minute and a half?!

It's broken down into one price for streaming and one price for DVD, so your streaming half will get more expensive.

So, wait, if all of you people quit facebook, what the hell do you do all day at work?

I don't understand how it seems so difficult for people to post things to friends only and not have things visible to the public. It's just a button click, guys.

I'm curious how I'd feel about it if I was just getting an account now. It's quite different from how it was when I joined and was still in school…

I have a hardcore Hilary supporter who posts that stuff. I think I'd be much more pro-Hilary if she weren't irritating me with that garbage all the time.