Gotta get the #brand going early or your kid will never be an instagram model!

Yeah, I can wear dresses in a size 4 sometimes but my pants are pretty much always a 10 or 12. Everything is dumb.

Neither of those are for anyone.

Awkward thing to do: go to a Mapplethorpe exhibit with your uncle.

I'm happy every time that Pepsi ad comes on. For some reason I LOVE her. Like way more than I actually tend to enjoy the majority of her songs.

Anyone else use the AV Club picks in their Oscar pool and LOSE? What am I paying you people for?!

No.

…they don't? Do you even lift?

I just started his follow-up, which got a pretty terrible review here…we'll see how it goes…

Yeah, I own that book but…meh.
Nowhere near as bad as that godawful Roger Sterling book, however. UGH.

I absolutely think of him whenever I'm handed a flyer.

This is because Krispy Kreme donuts are 95% air so eating one is definitely not going to be enough

Technically it's the machine used to do the cobbling that has the magic, but…let's pretend I didn't bother correcting you on this.

Not really.

I'd spit on him if he were on fire because that totally wouldn't help. Win-win!

I think the comma and then lack of punctuation after is what really threw me off.

That tag about him investing in water scared the shit out of me.

Am I the only fan of It Could Happen to You? Gotta love a good screaming Rosie Perez…

Daria WAS brilliant, but Janeane Garofalo was not on it.

Same. I rented every Bill Pullman VHS they had a the video store. I'm probably the only kid who loved Casper for Bill Pullman and not Devon Sawa.