*sings* Why oh why do I hate Paris? Because my love is there with his slut girlfriend

I'm a millenial and I hate My Best Friend's Wedding.
But I think I also just don't like Julia Roberts, based on the other parts of the list I think are wrong…

He was fatal to the movie for me in that I'd never seen it and decided to put it on and then he appeared and I turned it back off and still haven't gone back to it.

For some reason, I had a childhood infatuation with Bill Pullman. I think that movie started it.

When that scene ended I whispered "Can we just watch the rest of THIS movie?"

And a lifetime supply of Aveeno, probably

I am with you on all of that.
Well, I'm not sure despised is the right word, but I do not like it. I despised a Serious Man, though.

I imagine a lot of things could use some bleach here, yes.

I'd never seen that pole dance scene before (probably bc I always fled from King of Queens); glad to say I can do those moves at least as well as Kevin James.

You didn't give your card to a man for safe keeping? We can't be trusted to hold on to these things ourselves!

I don't have the energy for the arguments that would cause about whether or not I'm supposed to love or hate its portrayal of gender

The worst part of This Means War is that he was clearly the better choice

Les Cousins Dangereux!

I know you've made love, but have you ever made love while literally inside someone? Like, so small you're actually floating through their blood stream and white blood cells might attack you thinking you're a disease?

Did you see it and forget about it or just forget that it exists? Because I saw it and I don't think that I will ever forget it.

Bone Tomahawk? BONE TOMAHAWK.

Hot take: I really liked the Turing one.

If you look those words up, it basically says they're interchangeable now because people have used them incorrectly so much over the years. It's quite irritating.

Well, they feel obligated to make everything out of whole grains; gotta make 'em taste good somehow…

Showalter's appearance in First Day of Camp was distracting and kind of upsetting.