To my complete surprise, I never thought of it that way. Though, I did still assume they boned.

So, which marriages do you think should have worked?

(if anyone is actually curious, https://play.spotify.com/al… )

My boyfriend's band has a song called Paul Blart and the Death of Art.

I say we just make the entire ceremony topless. Audience, seat fillers, red carpet interviewers, statue hander-outers…

I have a friend who fell over and hit his head that way.

All the great ones were tall

That just explains why they weren't meant to be together…
lol
but yes I do still like that movie

I dunno, I got tired of it long before the 4 seasons were over.

Rachel from Friends is a terrible person; why would I ever want to be friends with her?

…I'd look…

I…never thought of it that way before…
Everything makes sense now!

On the other hand, reading Walden in school I remember it mostly being about counting fucking bean seeds so…

It's not the norm here, but there's a gas station that I refer to as The Christian Sunoco because it always has weird Bible verses scrolling on the digital sign

Gurds the Ainst?
The Gurdsainst?

Them pulling each other through was the best part of the Michael Scott Paper company episodes. Maybe the only good part? That was such a strange plot…

Any interest I had based on him and Scott Bakula was outweighed by not wanting to watch Ray Romano.

and him and steve from corporate too

Can the virus kill the Grimace?
Nothing can kill the Grimace.

I loved that and laughed out loud at it. No one else did.