I have one in my office.

A couple came into our screening after about the same amount of time, walked halfway up the stairs, then I think realized they were supposed to be in the theatre next door and laughed the entire trip back down and out of the theatre.

*adds to Netflix Instant queue*

I'd be more interested in being CEO of Pull-Ups Followed By Hot Showers

YES.

So you didn't watch 1600 Penn, then?

Guess no one else in this crowd was watching it thinking, "Okay, she's Alexis from the OC, she's NeNe from Atlanta, she's Theresa from NJ…"

I think it might be better that way? I was too busy being like "Yes, this exact thing happened to Gretchen" and "That's NeNe"…

That was my problem with it. The whole thing (2 episodes so far) was more accurate than it was funny.

My friend said the same thing the day Lebron's letter was published. He said he wouldn't believe it until the contract was actually signed.

Sad to realize after I read that that I know that guy's name. Dammit, brain, don't you have better things to keep?

Didn't realize twitter and these comments had become one.

The bad reputation comes from old people using them as a laxative.

I like how older Ginny is played by Debra Messing.

But what of the third potato that then has to fall in love with the first two potatoes' child so that it's not a bummer that he's all alone?

To the left, the left, the left the left the left. The right, the right the right the right. Now hide. Now hide. Now hide. Now hide. Now leave her by herself Now leave her by herself.

Thank you for making me miss Bob Benson even more. That was your point, wasn't it?

No matter how many hints you give me, I'm never going to not be surprised when someone cuts their damn nipple off…

There are side alleys, I guess?

I was looking forward to them working together to take down Conrad once she figured it out. Oh well.