This is what I miss out on by never having the patience to wade through the comments on that. Sigh.

I love that sketch so so so much.

Tom Haverford changed his name to Tom Haverford.

Geez, DAD, I told you not to SAY anything.

I was just trying to figure out how I wanted to express nearly the exact sentiment.

Only when they can still also be on the internet while watching the internet on TV.

They actually made that joke on the episode I saw last night…

Used to my household of one. Like the Army but where training is watching a lot of TV and eating all the snacks.

Where's the list where actual poor people are involved? $48,800 sounds great to me!

The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste
Because her shirt don't match
And there's a puddin' stain on the back
What the fuck is that?
It might be doo-doo

Pretty much all my brain held on to from that was the whole Andrae Red Lobster thing, but, yes, Nick is very nice.

Yeah, even if that happens fairly early it seems pretty spoilery.

This year with bonus Black Nativity!

My friend lost his cable recently and one of the stations he was able to pick up had Fat Albert on when I was there a couple weeks ago. The way those characters move is weird as hell. Cool story, right?

I was never sure if that was implying an abusive relationship or just that giving birth itself is shitty.

I watched that movie on cable a number of times as a child. I imagine it would not hold up…

People know things about the cast of Reba other than Reba?!

I can confirm that Ghost Rider 2 was shitty and boring despite their involvement. There's one good Cage freak-out, though, so I guess just look for that on YouTube or something.

Would watch.

Yeah, we have Family Video places here that continue to exist. My boyfriend and I rented some games from them a few weeks back.