Still slightly better than SyFy, I think.

I really hope those jackpot amounts are part of the joke. If not, do you know where I can sign up to participate in this charade?

I would watch the fuck out of that Kevin Nealon/Norm MacDonald pulley thing.

You should take her to see some Mapplethorpes next. She'll love them.

The Initiative has watched his secretary get undressed a few times.

Probably just easier than every single time you mention the person having to say "we were foster siblings with the same family."

lol if you think I was awake during morning shows when I was among the long-term unemployed. Or even immediately after becoming unemployed. Or any day I don't have to work.

@avclub-12a6b31534819f646bd9bf5e8a99756d:disqus That phrasing makes it seem as though you came by your child through questionable means.

Nick Offerman! Paul Rudd!

Yeah, can't wait for that to be over. "You mean us suing THE HOSPITAL for millions and millions of dollars has put THE HOSPITAL in jeopardy? BUT HOW?" Ugh.

Kinda bummed I was actually out doing things instead of home to witness this oddity.

His adorableness might be why I didn't hate this movie.

Yuuuuuuup

No, but I feel like there was a really awful fart sound.

No need for speed, he's anti d-r-u-g-g-i-e

I assumed that was from some sort of adhesive that is holding them in place.

Always makes me think of one of my favorite Chappelle's Show bits, I Know Black People.

If some guy who lived with a friend of mine burst in on a date in my
house and asked for a condom? No, I don't think I'd give him money for
condoms. Or some guy I don't know came into a bar in the middle of the day and asked me for money for condoms? Nope. Maybe someone somewhere would, but he was panicking and just…

Oh man, how did I not notice that? Guess I'll have to watch it again. Maybe I should watch that kiss again first, just to get the right context, yeah…

"There may be room for only one office kook…"