Ughghghgh. When I was unemployed I went to the gym during the day and there was a dude there who would put it on Fox News and then walk away with the remote, trapping me there in the middle of my workout. I think I'd hate this song on repeat more, though.

I think I still have a CD single of that song in my attic.

Clone High and Clerks: the Animated Series are those for me.

How does Neil Patrick Harris play in to this?

Was thinking the same thing about the finger. You'd think that would be completely unconvincing considering what JUST HAPPENED with Aiden's sister.

Oof. At least if it's at the airport you know he can afford a flight somewhere?

Any time I have to pee a lot, I think of that damned scene in Austin Powers after he first wakes up.

That almost makes me regret not continuing to read them after my high school go to church with my boyfriend phase was over. Almost.

Little known fact: Timbaland actually has tiny, tiny hands.

These stadiums are gonna have to invest in a lot more wheelchair lifts.

Yum! is what I say when I look at Justin Timberlake, so that would only be appropriate. God that's terrible. Sorry.

My favorites are when someone (usually Barry) finds something actually fairly valuable then, say, drops it while handing it to an appraiser.

Way to freak me out, AV Club. A "star" of the show would've meant Brandi, Jarrod, Dave, Darrell, or Barry.

David Wallace supposedly made millions of dollars with Suck It and then was convinced to buy Dunder Mifflin.

Me as I was clicking it: "Why am I clicking this? Why am I clicking this? Why am I clicking this?" Did it. Looked at it. Sigh.

I don't really mind her now, but around, say, the episode where she thought you throw away disposable cameras, I hated how stupid they were making her.

I don't really mind her now, but around, say, the episode where she thought you throw away disposable cameras, I hated how stupid they were making her.

Still wish she'd've stayed with Richard.

No discussion of a woman being referred to as a "bacon farmer" as if you plant bacon seeds in the ground and they sprout slices of bacon in a few months?

The one with the guy at the job interview and the stain is talking over him? I also love that.