He seems to think that that was a cliffhanger and that we don't know what The Package is. It seemed pretty clear to me that it was HIV…?

What if I watched it during my Bill Pullman-obsessive phase in middle school? Is that why no one wants to be friends with me? How do they even know about that?

What if I watched it during my Bill Pullman-obsessive phase in middle school? Is that why no one wants to be friends with me? How do they even know about that?

Maybe "short" was the more accurate term…

Maybe "short" was the more accurate term…

So no one else stopped by to check when there just WASN'T a list posted? Sure.

So no one else stopped by to check when there just WASN'T a list posted? Sure.

I want Paul Brittain back.

I want Paul Brittain back.

Quaid is doing a reading at the beginning of the movie, so you know that either he's telling the true story of Bradley Cooper's character or he wrote a story about it.

Quaid is doing a reading at the beginning of the movie, so you know that either he's telling the true story of Bradley Cooper's character or he wrote a story about it.

Don't forget the "Oh I had skin cancer that spread everywhere but somehow instead of dying I'm just going to leave" plot for Heigl

Always be cobbling is what he's supposed to be saying…And yes, it's pretty lame.

Always be cobbling is what he's supposed to be saying…And yes, it's pretty lame.

It's the Two and a Half Men of commercials.

UGH those in particular make me want to strangle someone. Especially the one where the lady across the street has a baby and they somehow already sent a gift. And the also annoying lady who doesn't have a fast phone yells YOU'RE WELCOME!

That is the one and only thing I miss about AOL.

That is the one and only thing I miss about AOL.

Can't it be both?

Can't it be both?