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Janet Snakehole
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There's [SPOILER ALERT?] a sort of out of focus "is that what I think it is?" penis in a penis pump taking up a portion of the screen during a conversation two other characters are having…if that counts…

There's [SPOILER ALERT?] a sort of out of focus "is that what I think it is?" penis in a penis pump taking up a portion of the screen during a conversation two other characters are having…if that counts…

It does not. Or if it did, I was too distracted by bouncing dongs to notice.

It does not. Or if it did, I was too distracted by bouncing dongs to notice.

Some chick.

Some chick.

Guess I'm not below middle class after all!

Guess I'm not below middle class after all!

Then be turned into a 'hit' stage play.

Then be turned into a 'hit' stage play.

Duly noted.

Duly noted.

I dunno. I seriously have/had trouble telling the difference.

I dunno. I seriously have/had trouble telling the difference.

You're forgetting the other boob scene later on where Manganiello is super pumped to have Pettyfer touch his wife's tits.

You're forgetting the other boob scene later on where Manganiello is super pumped to have Pettyfer touch his wife's tits.

If you see the movie, you'll realize that, yes, "dancing on" is exactly what happens. Unless you'd prefer he change it to "thrusted on"?

If you see the movie, you'll realize that, yes, "dancing on" is exactly what happens. Unless you'd prefer he change it to "thrusted on"?

*rents Solaris*

*rents Solaris*