I'm not sure how to feel about the fact that I want to correct that to "Who can top that shit? Who can top that shit? Who can top that shit? .. Ain't NOBODY gonna top that shit!"

I'm not sure how to feel about the fact that I want to correct that to "Who can top that shit? Who can top that shit? Who can top that shit? .. Ain't NOBODY gonna top that shit!"

I felt like that was so they could imply that Henry turns him into a vampire after he gets shot (like he was going to do with their already dead kid) and then there'll be another movie where we find out Lincoln has been training vampire-killers ever since.

I felt like that was so they could imply that Henry turns him into a vampire after he gets shot (like he was going to do with their already dead kid) and then there'll be another movie where we find out Lincoln has been training vampire-killers ever since.

I saw that on a guy once.

I saw that on a guy once.

It's opening up here this week or next, @avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus !

It's opening up here this week or next, @avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus !

You'll be disappointed. She works in a strip club but the boobs you always see are that lady from Borat's.

You'll be disappointed. She works in a strip club but the boobs you always see are that lady from Borat's.

It's one of those crazy fictional judges who thinks the kid should be punished by having to raise a child.

It's one of those crazy fictional judges who thinks the kid should be punished by having to raise a child.

Season 6, Episode 8 - Gentle Puppies. It's on Netflix Instant. It used to be all over the internet, but it doesn't seem as readily available now.

Season 6, Episode 8 - Gentle Puppies. It's on Netflix Instant. It used to be all over the internet, but it doesn't seem as readily available now.

Do I have to watch all 20 minutes of this before I get it? Or will it be like Tree of Life and I'll never get it but appreciate the cinematography?

Do I have to watch all 20 minutes of this before I get it? Or will it be like Tree of Life and I'll never get it but appreciate the cinematography?

You should look back just for the Mark Paul Gosselaar sex scene.

You should look back just for the Mark Paul Gosselaar sex scene.

Careful, you'll set off my PTSD

Careful, you'll set off my PTSD