AmeriCONE Initiative, on the other hand…

AmeriCONE Initiative, on the other hand…

Rack means ass now? I always thought it referred to boobs.

Rack means ass now? I always thought it referred to boobs.

@avclub-c42f76f3b235e177ed57983b6721d0f3:disqus I wouldn't put it past me, but I tend to watch a variety of more current shitty shows on my lunch breaks.

I am not, nor have I ever been, corduroy pants. Also, I'm not a guy. But, in actual response, EW.

I love Never Been Kissed. And that resulted in me having more interest in Michael Vartan than is actually warranted.

Jason Bateman should NOT be off the hook. — someone who saw that body switch movie with him and Ryan Reynolds

If it's what he was talking about on Conan, it's stuff so they don't stick to your thighs. "Fresh Balls".

When I was unemployed I watched so many of those after waking up at noon and while dicking around on the internet.

Something something SETTLERS OF CATAN something something

A "tour of duty" in the Navy is just sitting around in a submarine playing Battleship against each other all day and night.

It should probably be mentioned that that kinda awful female roommate from Bridesmaids plays an employee of Elizabeth Banks. And is still kinda awful.

You, me, and @avclub-858a7d21421b7492a5c8a80b02b65822:disqus could walk together. Or, you know, take some faster way.

Luckily, NBC has purchased a sitcom that may answer these questions.

Tumescent?

I'm thinking of getting a Tercel.

Growing tired of the Tolerability Index is for EVERYONE, not just men!

Martha Stewart's weird outfit was kinda funny. But not actually laugh-producing.

You had me at Bill Pullman…and lost me at Jenna Elfman.