I don't know, but I've been avoiding him for decades. It'd be nice to know he's dead so I can finally relax.

When Sarah said she was making a risotto, I was pleased because usually making risotto is an instant ticket home. Alas, she managed to escape by filling it with red wine…

He's 42! I know the ultra secret way to continue using Wikipedia! Muahahahaha

Or when trying to blend in with a crowd while on the lam.

A reasonable age or the actual age when people actually bring their children to the movie theatre?

Can't it be both?

I remember Milla Jovovich bitching about how the studio wasn't promoting it well enough.

Martin Lawrence is actually Octavia Spencer.

With quotations, yes. With colloquialisms/terms, no.

EVERYBODY PANTS NOW!

Or Muffin Top…

I almost fell asleep during that sentence.

Him saying Claymache KILLED me.

If you like your pets to be assholes…

Even though he's clearly a mess, I was kinda sad Ann rejected him.

12.

NOT EVERYONE CAN AFFORD INVISALIGN, OKAY?

I will need to remember never to call a movie a tearjerker again…

Yeah, we just have loud eastern Europeans.

Having lived in both, I'd say he made a mistake there. But, I'm not sure I want him here in Cleveland anyway.