Nothing can kill the Grimace.

I didn't. But, that's because I love Paul Brittain and feel his continuing existence on the show is threatened by Taran Killam's dominance.

Since Notes on a Scandal, Judi Dench's name always makes me think of her saying "When I was in school..we used to stroke each other"

If it's a lot like the Clerks cartoon, I'll love it intensely and quote it endlessly. And it'll have Alec Baldwin!

I'm surprised it took this long in the comments to get here. I really want details about this book!

I used to watch Sports Night when Comedy Central was airing the crap out of it awhile ago and loved it. Want to re-watch in order now that it's on Netflix Instant but haven't gotten around to it yet.

Emergency and I is one of my favorite albums. There's a few good tracks on …is Terrified if you haven't listened to that one yet.

Years ago I saw him tell Conan he wanted to open a chain of Snoopermarkets. I'm still waiting.

How can everyone not agree that "Let me give you swimming lessons on the PENIS/Back stroke, breast stroke, stroke of a GENIUS" is not the best line ever?

Hah. Just thought you were thinking I was talking about her when I was talking about Thing 2.
If I had to guess, I'd say they probably did…

I do regularly avoid watching it. Does that also mean I can never talk about it or read an article that mentions it? I wasn't aware of that rule.

That's actually probably my favorite scene. Except for the part where Jon Hamm comes to pick her up on the side of the road with "Hey, fuck buddy!". Actually any part with Jon Hamm.

Couldn't agree more. I also find each of the children annoying in their own way. The Janitor is the only remotely enjoyable character for me.

I believe she was eliminated one ep, maybe two, after that incident.

Who's talking about New York? If they did bang, I'm not even sure who got the worse deal.

Yeah, he actually dumped the last winner of Flavor of Love to marry some chick who already had his kid. And, not only do I know this for some reason, but I remember being sad about it because he and that last winner were pretty cute together somehow.

I know who everyone is except Dayana Mendoza and Patricia Velasquez. I'm guessing at least one is a Victoria's Secret model.

I wish the article included the lady's mugshot. I really hope she's white.

I'd wondered if anyone else had read Shades of Grey. I really liked it, especially in comparison to the Nursery Crimes books of his that I'd read previously.

Bought it for myself a week ago. Will probably be my first read of 2012. I'm looking forward to it!