Kevin Nealon with a mustache? Now I might have to see it. DAMMIT.

I would pay a little more for most things if it meant there would be no infants/toddlers present.

I'd watch that.
On TBS.
At 4 in the morning.

It'd probably be better than this season, but Andy would be a mess. Then again, maybe he'd finally move on.

I was the most entertained by Sammi that I've ever been. Which is to say, I was actually entertained by her. I don't remember exactly what her line about seeing "vagine" was, but I laughed.

I. Kant.

Move to Cleveland. I've got two of them in my 6-square-mile suburb.

One of those compilation CDs containing 15 tracks of Sonny & Cher? I can make that for you…

I don't remember that show, so…success?

That's true of pretty much any picture (or video) of Mario Lopez.

As a former book-store employee, let me add that customers ask for really stupid shit, too. Every day someone would be looking for something without the vaguest notion of what it actually was. "Like, um, I need a book for my friend." "What do they like?" "Um, I dunno…Do you have that book about, like, secrets or…

"Bring us the finest food you got, stuffed with the second-finest!"
"Excellent, sir. Lobster stuffed with tacos."

Does the pic for A Gifted Man look really weird to anyone else? Something about the lighting in that weird hallway where he's walking barefoot for some reason makes it look like his head is Photoshopped on.

Or you could just use regular Amazon…

I'd say it's slightly better than "HART of Dixie".
No, never mind, they're both terrible.

The best thing about the word "defenestrate" is everything.

So do I, @avclub-eaf7e6d54e569c2f804fb8abe3c575ad:disqus , so do I.

I had a feeling somebody'd bring up Towelie. I actually liked the first Towelie ep., but he probably shouldn't have come back.

No, no, the worst Family Guy episode is the one where Brian and Stewie are locked in a bank vault for the entire episode and Brian eats Stewie's shitty diaper and talks about killing himself. WTF?

South Park: basically any recurrence of Mr. Hankey, Britney's New Look (just can't stand looking at that one).