Y'know, I am curious why Hollywood won't hire certain celebrities….

That's the lesson kids: always hedge your declarative statements with terms like "virtually". Bulletproof!

"Tell 'em, Wash."
"It's incredibly hard."

The fact that there were a bunch of grifters backstage who had their own sets of identical briefcases didn't help matters any.

Oh. My. God. The dead are driving! The dead are driving!

Garry Shandling, Florence Henderson, Robert Vaughn off the top of my head.

It was supposed to be "decade-panning". Fun fact: Bill Paxton made most of his money critiquing arbitrary ten-year intervals.

I love Spotlight, but I don't think any movie would beat La La Land this year. It's virtually impossible to lose an Oscar if your film celebrates Hollywood that much.

I'm seeing double! Two Movie 86es!

Fuck yeah!

So I should stop buying his internet steaks? But I'm leaving half-star reviews!

They threw it in for free. What are you gonna do, turn down a free lever?

Alison Brie has porphyria?!

Are they Fleet Foxes because they're fast or are they called that because they're in the Navy?

ALL OF IT!!!

No worries.

Fuck. Does anyone want a used copy of Norse Mythology?

"Foolish" is a bit harsh. Every book is new to someone.

You are not the only one, no.

My fingers were crossed behind my back. Gotcha!