Connors' real name was Clatch Manley, but his agent suggested he "tone it down a bit."

Same here.

Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!

I'M A FAN OF MAN—NY JACINTO!

Plus, Janet acquires upgrades every time she's rebooted. Who knows what new Janet is capable of.

Michael could have added knowledge of the Medium Place to Janet as a way of forking with Eleanor and co. If I have the timeline right, he had plenty of time.

Then how can she sing "Side to Side"? Has she been playing us like a fiddle?

I know! That revelation actually saddened me.
There had damn well better be a second season.

Not the Littlest Hobo!

I love that Shawn never turned around. He just knew they were stealing his train. I think I get why Michael and Trevor are afraid of him.

Being able to write with either hand isn't technology!

She got some points for helping Chidi.

Mindy Kaling?

No one's ruling that out.

I think Eleanor got so many points because she "changed the consciousness of an entire country [neighborhood]" with her apologies to everyone. Tahani notes that as a big point-earner.

I know someone who went through the exact same thing.

Now they're friends with benefits. Yes!

Now she's quoting Douglas Adams!?!

"Warm salt ask to six sign."
"Because you can't love anyone."

But it has just the right amount of meridian.