Everyone at the jail—which is in Clark County—was told it's a reality show that follows first-timers.

I don't know! Are they a young couple? Are they grandparents? Are they dating? Married? And what's the deal with their little naked kids?!

There's no need to fight. Love is, after all, a many splendored thing. Love is also strange. Love also is an open door. Love Is is also a weird newspaper comic featuring two married naked children.

This casting news is streets ahead.

I was so impressed that I spelled "throatier" correctly that I honestly didn't think through how that would read.

It's the opposite of Allison Brie on Community. I was surprised that her real voice was noticeably deeper and throatier than Annie's.

Yes! I would pay real money if somebody could name just one of these "toxins" that supposedly permeate our bodies.

Why do you think they call it the "Show Me State"?

No, this is an unfair question: When did you give up punching kittens?
Amateurs.

DRAW!

Sharp Objets d'Art, about a collector of antique ornamental scissors.

They did, and the ensuing series was adapted into the movie Spotlight.

Somebody please tell Garry Marshall to knock it off. Thank you.

He wouldn't have known it was from season 4 if you hadn't brought it up.

I like a lot of their songs, but 'Theme From Super Skrull' is the one that really speaks to me.

Yeah, you'd think so. *Sigh*

It's 90% joke, 10% reference to how "buttoned-up shirt" is pop-culture shorthand for anything from "quirky" to "mentally challenged".

He buttons his shirts all the way up.

"So the wife sez—stop me if I tolya this already, Mister Williams—the wife sez, 'Eddie'—she always calls me 'Eddie' when she's feelin' frisky—'Eddie', she sez…."

He has all our obituaries.