Brothers McMullen-era Edward Burns as The Dark Tower's Eddie Dean.

So, is this our best chance to save Garry Shandling's consciousness before it fades?

Lousy Smarch deaths.

Sadly, no.

What a lousy rule.

This does not sound like a very inspired adaptation of the book of Job.

"Love Yttrium, Losers!"

He'd probably be a better fit for the Watchmen character.

Can't watch, shark will eat me…. Can't watch, shark will eat me….

"Let it halt! Let it Haaalt!"

Are you seriously suggesting that a young woman might accuse a celebrity of rape on the off chance she might get an invitation to the State of the Union address? And then she would, what, turn that invitation into a springboard off which she could launch a career?

Okay. When you explain it like that, it makes sen—what?!?

To be fair, he is the only cast member who's going to get an Oscar nomination.

So, the old "I'm not racist, I drink black and tan" routine.

You save New York, they make you a scientist. I don't see the problem.

Bring out yer gods! *Ding* Bring out yer gods! *Ding*

"Know" people, like in the biblical sense?

Ask the accused Salem witches.

Wow. Somebody's not a Leo fan.

I read this in Homer Simpson's voice. Thank you.