I don't know, The Greatest Story Ever Told didn't win squat. Just sayin'.

About time a foreign film won!

Puns are a cardinal sin; you should be censered.

So the ceremony was basically a sandwich?

Hell. Yes.

Now you're just trying too hard.

Sherlock has been May the whole time.

I was really hoping this would be an adaptation of that great Wilco album.

We would also have accepted "DEFENSIVE?!!!?!"

Awww, I was hoping it was the Kevin Spacey one.

And that's the pull quote.

Just curious, how did he take it?

I squanch you guys.

I think he relapsed and went back to his druggie ex, but don't hold me to that.

For a great counterpoint to Easy Riders I recommend Blockbuster by Tom Shone.

Sir, I represent the estate of Jimmy Durante….

First of all, everything happens in threes if you wait long enough. Second, former major league baseball player Tony Phillips just died. Does that count?

Eco… Eco… Eco… Now batting for Pedro Borbon… Manny Mota… Mota… Mota…

I can't give you a tab unless you order something.

Wacky Neighbor-slash-Irregular? Love it!