Meanwhile his friend kept bugging him: "This is the farthest from home I've ever been!" *step* "This is the farthest from home I've ever been!" *step*….

I like that "John Bacchus" is one of the credited writers.

That is the worst euphemism for "masturbating" I've ever seen.

Library. *Drops mic.*

"I give it an 'R' for 'Hoot'!"—RoboYuji.

Wait. So your literature professor wasn't a supervillain?

Bit of a tangent: where the hell did that rumor start that people in Reno die differently, more spectacularly, than in other places?

Fuckit, I really am voting for Kodos.

It's so bizarre how often this show inches up to the idea of doing something new and interesting only to back away at the last second.

That's just what she wants us to think.

But rhythmically.

But the real question is, can she stop this crazy thing?

Stupid Job, Great Internet!

Okay, if you're gonna get all Upper East Side about this, I think we're done.

She doesn't.

Dem tomaters is all right.

Nia Peeples > David Peoples

Obviously. Where does your poop come from?

I hate to break this to you, but you're already dead.

As part of my job, I often have to show phone service guys, network specialists, and other contractors around our office. Every time I fully expect them to pull out a silenced pistol and shoot me between the eyes because the Secretary of State's plane is going to fly overhead later in the day or some shit like that.