That photo
is a Douchey Photo Hall of Fame contender if I ever saw one.

Had the guy who directed PRECIOUS won, they'd have played him off to…

I second hatin's motion.

Ahh, boy. I'm just so tired of all this traffic. I-I just can't wait until I get out of Africa.

Gee, I was sure that when Oprah said "our movie" she was referring to her fellow African-Americans. No?

"Justifiably too close"?
What the fuck does this mean?

I thought he was hilarious in
the delightfully un-PC "High School High." Here's the whole ficking thing: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Yes, this development bugs me.

"That said"?

I'd have thought "Curb Your Enthusiasm" had delivered the coup de grace to the overused phrase "that said." I'm sorry to see that this is not so.

"Collective conscious" is not a term I'm familiar with.

I forgot that …
…"Empire Of The Sun," Ballard's account of spending his childhood in a Shanghai internment camp during World War II, is also the basis of the Steven Spielberg film of the same name.

Who cares?! Are you privileged and little?

I wish to fuck more people would quote the headline instead of just providing a link, since all I want to read is the headline anyway, 99 times out of a 100.

Seems some people are just naming their favorite headlines, whether they pertain to them personally or not, so I offer you:

I only noticed this one a few days ago.
It's me all over. Ouch:

As far as I can figure, "Baba O'Reilly" is Richie's favorite song for one reason: it's a kick-ass song to cut a montage to. And still it makes me wince. If you made a comedy about a director who knows and cares nothing about punk rock, who throws together a character with mismatched "punkish" attributes, a character…

"Summer of Sam" covered
Well done.

Sounds like a nice way to decompress before heading to the homework.

I thought it was more like a timid "Happiness" (Todd Solondz) rip.