THREE PARAGRAPHS IN A ROW BEGINNING WITH "BUT"? Kiss any hopes of writing for the New Yorker goodbye.

I died a little inside when I read "April, who's sarcastic edge".

Spoiler tags, people!

I thought the Girls review was pretty damn overwrought.

Is there a video featuring Jackman in that shirt? I could certainly jack off to it.

Oh, fuck off. Everyone's gonna read my hilarious comment, laugh themselves silly, then read your stupid shit and forget to hit "like". WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE YOU EVEN EXIST I'M FLAGGING EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER POSTED AND EVER WILL GOD I NEED MY BACKPACK RIGHT NOW.

LIKE IF YOU'RE READING IN 2011

As sure as you are about your sexuality.

The Town!?
Most reviews I read were lukewarm, so I never saw it. Is it really worth a watch, like the AFI suggest? Bear in mind I'll lap up anything that's good, regardless of genre.

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Bewbs.

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Backpack, backpack, backpack, backpack.

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Obviously, they'll be okay so long as they remember their backpacks.

Say it louder, please!

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Quick! We have to tell baby fox to run!

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Can you say "Oscar Bait"?

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Backpack, Backpack, Backpack, Backpack.

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To help Bob be a jerk-off, you gotta say hacerse una paja. Can you say hacerse una paja?

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Swiper, no swiping. Swiper, no swiping. Swiper, no swiping!

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Grab your backpack!

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Boots is super cool!