I saw Jeff Goldblum play the eponymous role in The Music Man in Pittsburgh 10 years ago. It was pretty much what you'd expect it to be. You can start and end your fantasy casting of The Music Man right there.

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"he should’ve been shooting little girls in the face weeks ago"

+10000000 for the hidden "Candide" reference in the caption

anyone else notice the one iteration of time traveling Peter voted to let 9-11 happen?

sondheim would definitely be a steeler fan.