I would stick this pistol up the Motherfucking Shore Patrol's ass and pull the trigger till it goes "click."

The Motherfucking Shore Patrol's Mama so fat, when she goes swimming, Navy jets try to land on her!

Hey, Motherfucker!

Yo Mama so stupid, she put 25 cents in a parking meter and said, "GIMEE MY GUMBALL!"

The Motherfucking Shore Patrol's mother is so fat, she can't even fit into a "yo mama" joke.

I know. She has them imported because she likes walrus cock so much.

COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE
The Motherfucking Shore Patrol's mother sucks walrus cock at the South Pole.

Fuck babies! I'm here to take on the Motherfucking Shore Patrol!