Someone should also fart here.

I'll say it again. The Keep is a disaster! Also, I love The Keep. It's a fairy tale that takes place at the height of Nazi power with all the best 80's music video technology available. Absolutely bizarre but totally enthralling (at least to me) for about the first half hour or so, when everything is being carefully…

I do not hate Jeremy Davies, but I would gladly fight him to the death for your right to hate him.

And who could forget Mr. Destiny? Or for that matter Dante's Peak?

Captain Freedom!

Lay off. Billy just did that one for the money. Now Gary Busey on the other hand…

He also had memorable roles in The Dead Pool, The Mission, and The Bounty. He was hardly a big star but a much more of an accomplished actor than Campbell.

Give me my baby back… baby back ribs.

The first 25 minutes of The Keep are maybe my favorite movie ever. Totally stylized and over the top in a music video sort of way, but I love it all the same. The cut was taken away from Mann in post and Wally Veevers, the effects guy, died before telling anyone how he planned to accomplish anything. The movie is an…

We do have Sputnik vs. Super Mecha-Godzilla though.

Yeah, that one still huts me right in the gilliver!

I'm in Minneapolis right now and as I look around me, all I see is nerds.

Victoria Bitches.

Everyone loves Harrison Ford! But I supposed the overflowing Bay-hate has to go somewhere.

Sham-a-lam-a-Ding-Dong

Jeff Goldblum is alive and well and making out with Ben Linus' adopted daughter.

Sadest Moon…

I waited all day to get a firstie on this but I was too slow. Nothing to do now but go home and hump my Megan Fox Robot's leg.

That's really it precisely, stack. It's no crime to go to Transformer or even to enjoy it. It doesn't bring down civilization but if it's a big enough phenomenon, it WILL lower the standards of such things and that, to me, is a shame. Check this from Studio Briefing:

The success of this film does make a difference. Especially to those who actually enjoy big event movies. When a big, dumb, cynical sell-out of an entertainment like T2: RotF makes a ton of money, it means we'll get a lot more like it until they stop making a ton of money. But worse than that is the fact we will get…