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Yeah, Cube is no doubt overrated by many but it is an accomplishment nontheless. The sequels all serve only to diminish it.

It's great. It's crack. It gets you real high.

I believe his name was Vardalos.

Yeah. Backfire ends with the promise of seeing rebublican Kathy Ireland fucked by a cartoonishly over-sized shlong but then instead of delivering on this they cut to a meaningful dedication to Telly Savalas. It was almost Robert Mitchum's last role too. AVOID!

Next time you look in the bargain bin, I'm pretty sure you'll see Sky Captain looking back at you.

Ahh… Nothing in Common on VHS. Don't all the best movies feature Christopher Cross songs in them?

in JCVD french accent: "I vanted him to TAKE da kick."

Cutthroat Island has at least two really good action sequences, a pretty good supporting cast and some great pira-ty music. If you replace Modine with Michael Douglas (and not the other way around which was unfortunately the case) and cast any contemporary of Davis that can also play the role from the neck-up (like

Some folks swear by Cliffhanger. I don't think it's that great really but the actual heist scene with the two planes tethered together is still down right spectacular.

I was very much against a Robocop remake as well until I read an interview with Darren where he said the only thing he was keeping from the original was the line "Bitches Leave." Now I still think it's a bad idea, but part of me really wants to see it anyway.

Yes. You have my support.

E Z 2 learn as the Do-Ray-Me's?

I'm notoriously easy to please but Elvis Ron's post might be the hardest I've laughed since Parker Posie tried to buy another busy-bee in Best in Show.

Denzel's first hostage piece of shit was in fact The Siege.

I did notice when the big Bladerunner box-set came out a couple years back, that Sanderson was the only living actor NOT featured in the special features though.

I think the primer showed that even people who have seen a lot of these movies have also most likely missed alot too. I consider myself a fan, but I clearly still have some catching up to do.

I really loved this primer. That said, it's stunning that The Eiger Sanction got so much love (ie: any). Possibly the worst espionage movie ever. Although certainly not the most boring.

For my thirteenth birthday my friends threw me a mysterious turd party.

A Perfect World is actually my favorite Eastwood film.

I prefer Savatage.