He has to be in his original packaging.

"She's crazy. Keep her away from me." I almost fell off the couch.

Or "Moonlighting"? That's the first thing I ever saw him in.

I'd go with hilariously wrong-headed.

Me too. I've tried to go back to it a few times, but I can't do it. My brother-in-law is appalled that my husband and I haven't seen it. He gave us the entire series for Christmas last year. We just pretend it's not here.

My god, that was horrifying. I watched a very old video of S&C singing "What Now My Love"* to clear my head.

Indeed!

That thud you heard was me, fainting.

It's so disheartening. Even at my age (I'm a baby boomer, so, you know, I'm not young), I'm still shocked when I encounter that kind of hate. To me, they seem like guys who couldn't get a date with one of the pretty girls in high school, and never got over it. Or they peaked in high school. They're increasingly bitter…

For some insane reason, I checked out Breitbart a few weeks ago. Great Holy Mary Mother of God. It was horrifying. About fifteen minutes, I was so depressed by the state of those people's minds that I got the hell out of there. As @disqus_ArJP0tUYfc:disqus said, this was much worse than a case of simple disagreement.…

Yep, pretty much everyone, Republicans and Democrats, fell in line because they were scared shitless of Bush and Cheney. Moreso Cheney, I think. Bush is an overgrown fratboy bully, but Cheney is the Devil. In fact, if someone told me the Devil took orders from Cheney, I'd believe it.

I went with "Man in the Iron Mask" even though I kind of knew that wasn't right. I just couldn't pull "Count of Monte Cristo" (heh. I just typed "Monte Crisco") out of my memory bank, such as it is.

I missed Matt's entire run, so I've only seen his TOC games. My first impression was "This guy is driving me crazy. I can't imagine trying to have a conversation with him." But he grew on me during last night's show. And I remembered that he went to the judges when he realized he'd given an incorrect answer that they…

Yes, exactly. Bloody awful, and really bad for you. Better to use a small amount of the real thing in your coffee.

I swear, that song makes me want to run screaming from the room.

I think it also has some chemical in it that supposedly gives it the same mouth feel as half-and-half, but it's really grainy and generally unpleasant. Bleh!

Yes, my point exactly. I can live with faux leather, or fake leather, or pleather, because you have to call it something (I just call it plastic). But "vegan leather" bugs me, because it doesn't make sense.

"Gavotte" is what I hear in the song, but was never sure if I was right because, until now, I didn't know what it meant. Thank you, is what I'm saying.

Yes, it's a thing. I accidentally bought some one time. I used it once and was so grossed out that I dumped the rest.

I couldn't believe she'd wear white palazzo pants to a crime scene, audition or not. I loved them, though. On the other hand, I hated the blouse she was wearing. Grown women should not wear blouses with bows.