Yeah, I think even Witness Protection would make Kalinda feel tied down, and I doubt she'd even trust the feds to keep her safe.

Harry Dean Stanton should always be named Best Actor.

Also, as far as I can tell, Vaughn's been pretty smart with his FJ wagering. I suppose luck has something to do with it too, since most of the games have been tight going into FJ. Also, also, he knows a lot of things about a lot of things. Who knows that much about Canadian flags? That was almost as amazing as…

I've watched a few episodes of Blue Bloods; it really is kind of terrible. I mean, I watch The Mentalist and NCIS every week, so it's not like I can get on my high horse about crappy CBS shows.

I loved it. I agree it was some gold-standard melodrama. Douglas Sirk knew how to bring it. You know I got a little teary-eyed at the end, even though I predicted what would happen. I mean, it wasn't that hard, after all.

What better way to celebrate the new year than by watching hours and hours of Criminal Minds?

I wouldn't give Craig Ferguson back for all the money in the world. That man is a treasure.

TCM shows Imitation of Life at least three times a year, and I always miss it. Tonight that will change. Thank you, My Alien Lord.

I was thinking the same thing. It was so simple that I second-guessed myself. It just didn't seem like a Final Jeopardy to me.

Going in, I was really skeptical about Benched, as I have a fairly low tolerance for cringe comedy, e.g., I love Arrested Development but really hate Curb Your Enthusiasm. (It could be that I just don't like Larry David) But Benched immediately won me over. I think it's because the characters aren't terrible people;…

FX showed That's My Boy three times in a row last night.

I'm sorry I even know that a bathtub video exists.

Frank Burns eats worms.

I saw one, maybe two episodes with Judity Ivey, but by that time the magic of DW was gone for me. As good as it had been, that's how bad it became.

I would watch the hell out of that.

You are the 20th century

They play Prep and Landing every year? This year was the first time I ever noticed it.

I did manage to catch Colbert's interview with Smaug, which was hilarious and delightful. I assume that was Cumberbatch doing the voice, but hell if it didn't sound a lot like Patrick Stewart.

Now all I can think about is CBS finding out its pregnant, and being shocked and horrified because it didn't know.

I would never want to be caught on camera with Nick Cannon. Or off-camera, for that matter. I don't ever want to spend any time with Nick Cannon, is what I'm saying.