When we absolutely had to get new phones, I wasn't specifically interested in a smart phone. When we got to the Apple store, we found out they were giving their G3s away. It seemed stupid to buy a new phone when I could get an iPhone for nothing. That's the only reason I have one. I was actually kind of embarrassed to…

I just want to be able to make a goddamn phone call without it dropping half the time.

Kind of late in the game, but I will now. It's better than "Young Smoking Man", which has been my name for him.

Yeah, six episodes is not enough. I'm learning this the hard way with White Collar. I hope they use the short time to its advantage. This could be really tight, and exciting to watch.

Also Roger Cross, who is never a bad addition to a cast.

She's a cop and a mom! But she's a mom first.

Not only is he superhumanly slow, but he can only move backwards.

Time Mom/Time Cop

"Bartender, I'll have six martinis."

I saw "Underwood" and immediately thought of deviled ham, so I was really confused.

Yaaaaaaay! I am ready for some Drag Race.

I always get the code instead of the name when I use the @ thing, but I accidentally discovered how to make it work. Enter and select the name, finish your comment and post it. Then edit your comment. It doesn't matter what you do, just do something in the edit window, but don't touch the name. Post the edit and the…

This made me laugh out loud. The vision of a baby with Chiklis' big, bald head is hilarious.

He always looked like an old man. Now he just looks older.

I love The Good Wife so much. I don't think it even needs a "great for a network show" qualifier, but it really is above and beyond what you'd expect from a Big 3 network.

These are excellent points. You articulated why I'm so frustrated and annoyed with the character. Also, I'm getting to the point where I don't hate Katrina so much as I'm pissed at the writers for what they've done with her. (It sure as hell doesn't help that I think Abbie's been sidelined in favor of Katrina.)

I stand warned.

Restaurant Wars should have been 1) two teams cooking their butts off, and 2) Stephanie saying things.

I don't think we needed any more Aaron than we got. I'd say we needed a whole lot less.

Do you remember how she was dressed in the first episode? Insanely short skirt and insanely high heels. At this point in the show, who the hell doesn't know there's a good chance you'll be cooking almost as soon as you arrive, so you need to show up in something that at least resembles work clothes.