Sir, would you describe this restaurant's breadstick policy as "unlimited"?

Don't forget Bob Crane, a literal (Hogan's) hero.

That phrase gave me pause too. Maybe they meant "amiable disposition"?

So, a Hannipal?

I would help subsidize a transitions program or clinic to help hipsters transform into regular dandies.

Aw, but Murray is COMPLETELY wasted in this script and Goodman is almost totally wasted as well. Why hire Bill Murray to just say insignificant things in the background? Both Murray and Goodman were so poorly used in this film, it confused and angered me.

John Teti is now giving Sean O'Neal competition for majestic smartassery. (Not a gamer person, so haven't been exposed to him before, really.) If John Teti would like to become a Texas citizen, I would consider a sham marriage.

Your comment is particularly funny given your Christ-y avatar. Nicely done.

If Jensen Ackles is relegated to Lifetime movies after this show is over, we'll know the mark worked.

Actually, having children could easily be more hellish for some people. *hits Post and closes screen before daughter can see*

He didn't have a hat on in Go and he made that movie, weighing in on Family Circus as he did ( it's always there, in the lower right hand corner, just waiting to suck).

Right?! When Dean, against all hope and reason, calls out "Kevin?" to his smoking-eyed corpse, I was all "oh SCREW YOU, Supernatural writers. That's just mean." And the I was super sad, and also a little worried that I was so sad about a TV character getting offed.

I loved when Rudy ended up acting on what the trainer-cop told him to do: keep your lies as close the truth as possible. So when he goes off on that soliloquy about the artistry of chemistry, it was clearly his real personal passion, and that really sold him to the kingpin/captain. That was a nice moment.

Colonial BURN.

I would watch the shit of a Gorey movie.

Yeah, it's Hoss—the Old West version of "bro."

Oh my goodness, I was derailed for an entire work day by those recaps. I feel like I've read the book now, and can be repulsed by its mindshattering badness in an informed yet entertained way.

Cas got any/all move he has from the Pizza Man (who appears in all the porn he's watched), as he tells Meg that one time he kisses her.

Right?! I can only suspend my disbelief so far, SPN.

*head explodes*