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Arnold fights the air traffic controller on a chopper above the airport.
Arnold: DIS IS WHISKEY X-RAY FOOAH NINAH, REQUESTING PEHMISSHUN TO LAHND.
He throws him out the door, and the controller falls several hundred feet before being impaled on the control tower roof.
Arnold: CONTROLLAH UNPLUGGED

(Arnold arrives at a hangar and headbutts 27 MD-80s until they explode. Picks up massive, 80s-style cell phone).
CHECK YOU-AH SECYOOAHTY FOODAGE. YOU'BE BEEN DEFLEETED.

The film ends with Arnold breaking into the airline headquarters and killing 67 armed security guards.
Arnold: I AM HEAH TO MAKE A COM-PLANE-T.
(throws airline CEO out of a window 145 stories above the city onto the street below)
Arnold: TANKS FOAH DA REFUNDT. CONSIDAH DIS MY REPAVEMENT
(grieves seriously)

LISTEN UP ALL YOU KOZELMANIACS OUT THERE (rips off button-down shirt)
I'M THE GUITAR-STRUMMIN' (WOO)
CONFESSIONAL LYRICIN' (WOO)
SWEATER WEARIN', VAN RIDIN' CRAB CAKE EATIN', LOW BUDGET ITALIAN INDIE ACTIN' SON OF A GUN AND I'M HAVING A HARD TIME HOLDING THESE COMFORTABLE VANS DOWN

YOU WANT TO GET NUTS? LET'S GET NUTS!

THAT'S WHAT THE CADILLAC'S FOR (runs over small time con artist)

(stabs vampire in heart) HEY DAHKSEEKUH I WANT TO BUY A STAKE IN YOU-AH CAHMPAHNY.

(shoots two zombies' heads off) NOW IT LOOKS LIKE YOU AH CHUST NECK AND NECK COOL PARTY WINTAH ICE FROZEN WHEUH IS CHENNY YOU SON OF A BITCH FREEZE FREEZE FREEZE FREEZE

julius hench

FREEZE COOL ICE WINTER WINTER ICE FREEZE COLD COOL NOW IS DA WINTUH OF OWUH DISCONTENT

I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU MARK AND ALL YOU KOZELMANIACS OUT THERE

IT'S DONAFEE, YA LACE CURTAIN HAVIN' ENGLISHMAN

no he says WHAT KILLED DA DINASAWAS? DE ICE AGE FREEZE FREEZE COOL ICE

FREEZE FREEZE COOL ICE ICE WINTER FREEZE COLD COOL WINTER ICE AGE COLD ICE FREEZE FREEZE FREEZE FREEZE FREEZE

THE FUCK DID I DO?

I would just like to be able to read one article about sports in 2014 without having to know what on earth a Lannister is.

He probably had a traumatic experience when he went to a barbershop and
said "I want you to cut my hair like this" and slowly showed the barber a
parts of a tattered photo of a civil war regiment while mournful violin
music played from a boombox he had brought with him.

As a huge baseball fan and professional historian, Ken Burns's Baseball is the font of every irritating, self-righteous, nostalgic pablum that makes baseball almost impossible to read about. No one interested in baseball history should be forced to listen to George Will's bullshit, and Billy Crystal should be hit

Commando pedantry! Val Verde was the country that Bennett and the other bad buy were planning on taking over, but the compound where Arnold killed the same dozen bearded stuntmen over and over was on an island off the coast of California. I believe they were chilling out there with Alyssa Milano, waiting for the