My favorite MCP quote
"I suppose you'd prefer to be a pocket calculator".

Derp der.

I've said it before: democracy just doesn't work.

I haven't seen Gens in awhile, but my recollection is that Kirk didn't reject the Nexus until Picard convinced him to.

But Marge, it's Night Boat. The crime solving boat.

Jimminy Jillickers!
Tut tut, Fall-Out Boy. No need for profanity.

Maybe if he had the Blade of Mother/Demon Slaying +5 it wouldn't have take so long.

Twas ever thus

In Soviet Russia, Klingons raise you!

Maybe the English decided to pay the French back for 1066. And now English is the prestige language of France.

@JVS-

Let the record show that the witness made the drinky-drinky motion.

Son of a biscuit!

Hell-diddly-ding-dong-crap! Can't you morons do anything right?

Meanwhile, back at the Gay Hall of Justice…

Inalienable, if you could only hear yourself, *human* rights.

@Jimmy James:

But Romulan Ale is illegal!

Sometimes the idioms are more subtle. I knew a programmer from India who would say "this day" instead of "today". I had to think about that one for awhile; we say "this morning", "this afternoon" and "this evening", but we say "today" and "tonight".

@Baltimoron