Yeah, Equal Rites sucked. Discworld starts off shaky. Some classics, some big flops. After Guards! Guards! it falls into a slump broken only by Small Gods (and including, sorry to say, Men at Arms), until Feet of Clay, which is half a good book. They then begin to get consistently better, if you ignore The Last…

SLIGHTLY DISAGREE!! The first two books are damn classics! They are straight up parody gems, man. But they clearly are not yet part of a "canon" and so, yeah don't start there. The first two are also the only pure Rincewind books worth reading. Interesting Times has its moments. Maybe like two? Two moments? The Last…

Oh God, how did I miss that. Who knows though… given the context, there is still some chance of fever dream.

No no. It's a Kubrick remake posing as a… anyway, good riddance.

Christ, please be joking. I hope she's just some kind of mad fever dream.

Hahaha, yeah, good point.

Seriously, fuckin-A man. Now movies have to ruin this for me? It's the last one, the last goddamn one that is mostly legal, comes out of the ground, and is worth doing (get back in the corner, salvia). Worst, it's the only one worth doing. Now I might have to run around explaining shit to children again. I bet just…

Christ, pay attention. These two are always rubbing each other's crotch and making us all watch. Seriously, guys, we're sick of it. Get girlfriends. I know some fat scene girls who might stoop low enough. If you don't swing that way, I know a part-time barista with tattoos on his face. Seriously, right on his face.…

Who the hell wants to play a game where a big rock smacks the earth? Aerosmith? It would have taken five minutes to come up with a better idea. Hold on, I'll just do that… let's see here, something fresh, something scary. Hmm, post-apocalypse, post-apocalypse… post-aPOOcalypse? Oh my GOD!! That's IT. It all but writes…