I'm going to have to agree with Family Guy…
…the Simpsons lost their cultural relevance somewhere around 1995. This faux-edgy attempt to get it back is sad.

@Hamburglar of the Apocalypse: Where can I find this quote? I want to print it out and frame it.

Question.
I remeber that alot of people criticized Heroes back in season 1 for ripping off the X-Men comics. Course, I don't remember the X-Men (or any other comics I read back in the day) sucking this bad. Let's be fair, the X-Men comics were no Faulkner, but it wasn't the steaming pile of donkey-shit Heroes…

NO! KEEP WATCHING! How else will I maintian my feelings of disdain for and superiority to this show and all those who continue to watch it if you stop recapping each episode! You are doing this for the greater good! THE GREATER GOOD!

I really, really, really, really…
…need me some Amy Acker!!!

…except that remote wipe didn't quite work out.

"If they mess with you butt, do you get more money? Nevermind, I'll do it!"

"Stop saying what!"

If only there were some sort of "contempt-o-mirror" in which Nancy Grace's "Don't care!" could be reflected back at her…

Hey Glenn Beck! I've got your next headline!