Then avoid the awesomeness on Short Cuts, Boogie Nights, and The Big Lebowski.

Not in movies. In movies someone gets killed.

Is Nathan mature enough to raise a kitten? I mean, he ate that chicken-for-bread sandwich. Only a sick mind could have thought that was a good idea.

Man, like Roger Ebert cares. He's more machine now than man…

*tried

You should really lay down a tarp before Satanic rituals. I mean, I know cleanliness is next to godliness, but really - have you ever tries to get candle wax and blood out of carpeting?

The picture
If Terry Gilliam let go of that hat, do you think it would stay in place?

The picture
If Terry Gilliam let go of that hat, do you think it would stay in place?

Siskel & Ebert: The Movie

I assume he is going to get himself tested.

Roeper might suck, but Lyons was actively trying to sell out the human race to movie-hating alien overlords. I agree with Sepheroth: Don't compare Roeper to Lyons. They might both be incompetent, but only one of them is actually evil.

It's when you're not synging but, misteriously, it sounds like you are.

I dunno. When Sayid stabbed Smokey, it didn't do much. But who knows what blowing him up with a nuclear bomb will do?

And the finale is two hours long, episodes 120/121.

Or the warden from that episode of Lost.

Yeah, I noticed that too, Groanygirl. The only two shows that I'm watching right now, and they both reference Tenerife in the same week. Weird.

Excuse me, D-, but could you please direct me to where you found out which character will be featured in future episodes, and which old characters will be reappearing. I would like to peruse this myself. Thanks.

Maybe he took a Jewish name once he hooked up with Jacob. Jacob is a Jewish name (even though Mark Pellegrino looks like the Aryan overlord that supervises the prefecture where I live in an alternate universe).

*…their way to find Walter.

Yeah, I liked how they cut away to a long shot of the truck, and how the gunfire sounded almost puny - just a series of pops.