Then they're doing it wrong. When I make them they work 100% of the time.

They may have toned it down but at one point Jimmy did say something like, "I never should have said it was fa…fan…fafa…fantastic"

There is a full version of Cartman's Poker Face; I have it in Rock Band.

The intro sounded like it was played by some teenagers who don't know how to play yet, the verse I actually kinda liked, but then the chorus really sucked and I had to turn it off.

Oh yeah! Did Pam and Cheryl hook up? The reviewer thought so but I don't remember them actually saying that in the episode.

So wait, when did Mallory and Pam have sex? I don't remember that.

I moved to Massachusetts from Ontario a few months ago and I really miss Jalapeno Cheddar flavor. Do they have that anywhere in the US?

Wait, "normal" people never feel like they're not worth existing? On some level that makes me depressed about myself, but in another way, I feel sad for most people taking life for granted. Doesn't anyone else ever think, "If I died in a car crash on the way to work, I'd never have to work again or deal with anything…

A friend overheard some presumably skanky woman insulting somebody on the bus, and he retorted, "At least I'm not the Voltron of venereal diseases."

Andre trade-raped Kevin while he was drugged up. Even he can sink down to everyone else's level.

He did get "SACKO" branded on his lower back but they've never brought it up since it happened.

Have you not seen the baseball episode where Randy has a training montage set to that song? He's training to be the best drunken dad fighter at Stan's little league games.

My DVR cut off Rafi's "If you're watching this, I'm dead" speech, can someone fill me in?