"showing the joy and excitement a teenager would get out of suddenly
obtaining super powers, and the rather selfish ways they would utilize
them"

Art History class head start here.

Technically, it's the best kind of correct.

Wait, you're serious?

I won't ask. But I know.

Thank you, @avclub-1b8f6a3ae0bbd4c39911fb096055fc66:disqus , you saved me some pendantry. But for full points you really should list all the ways in which they are dissimilar.

I too am 47, and I remember this film very fondly. It wasn't precisely my life, it was the lives of my friends' slightly older siblings, whom we tried very hard to emulate. Eventually we were able to (1978 or so). I know it probably doesn't seem like the exact year makes much difference but when you're that young, it…

Ha! I live in ND - you wouldn't even have to do this at night to go unnoticed. There's only about 6 of us here, and the 3 of us that have internet are too busy browsing porn to pay any attention.

"But my annoyance of the night was Emma following Regina down an empty forest road in her cop car. Too, too dumb."

Somehow, this is terrible but I laughed.

I just assumed that "your mileage may vary" automatically went without saying, but, y'know - your mileage may vary.

I DVR it anyway, but without a larger show for him to participate in, this just doesn't seem worth the effort to me. I'll wait for him to be in a better show.

It also looked like the show stylist & makeup artist that hated her got fired, because she looked pretty good and not nearly so praying-mantis-y this week. I liked her performance, too, which is a long way from how I felt about her up until last week's home invasion.

Ugh, I have to agree. This is just going nowhere. The only interesting parts were (as mentioned in the review) Redheaded Girlfriend chasing down their stalker, and SWM taking a beatdown message from the Reapers. Everything else was so predictable in the stupidest possible way. I'll hang in there for the rest of the…

She's another one that can be ruthlessly massacred.

Dang, simultaneous thoughts.

What of the Noid? WHAT OF HIM?

I WISH they would kill off the Geico Gecko, jesus.

"and that time T.J. Hooker leapt onto the hood of an 18-wheeler and then was diagnosed with leukemia"

Ha! That's the part that I liked. As if performing is her only option for feeding her poor family.