I don't understand the "competitive" nature of rainbow parties. Seems that the winner would erase lipstick marks of the competition, meaning there's no rainbow. Wait, am I overthinking this?

Doubtless he does.

So, what exactly were the instructions you were given regarding appropriate replies to children requesting unobtainable gifts? Was there some kind of a pat response you were expected to trot out? I'm sure truthful answers such as, "Your harpy mom hates dogs, your dad, and you" were out of the question.

It's a riddle.

You see, this musician Eric Clapton started out….aw, fuck it.

"Mikey, a man with no appointment insists on speaking with you? Like, how would I know what he wants?"

about a buck two ninety eight
What would it cost to make her go away completely?

What hump?

it spooks the horses
Maybe it's the low-fi image, but this clip makes Mr. G look like a cross between David Crosby and Beetlejuice.