Oh, washed up, am I? My last picture made $146 mil on a $56 mil budget, Chumley! I washed myself to new a wing on my house! But you enjoy your little minimum wage critics job on the internets! I'm sure it's very fulfilling! 

Oh, marone, this guy! Listen, Chumley, if you're gonna impersonate me, you should at least learn to spell my name right!

Keep your hands off Flag Day! I've got plans for that!

Leave me out of this!

What flop? Listen, that movie made $142 Mil worldwide! On a budget of $56 Mil! Your business should flop so hard! That movie bought me a villa in Tuscany!

What flop? Listen, that movie made $142 Mil worldwide! On a budget of $56 Mil! Your business should flop so hard! That movie bought me a villa in Tuscany!

So, I'm guessing you didn't like my movie, Mr. Big Shot Critic Nathan Rubin of the so-prestigious AV Club? Well, that's okay! It's not for everybody! It's mostly for people with SOULS!

So, I'm guessing you didn't like my movie, Mr. Big Shot Critic Nathan Rubin of the so-prestigious AV Club? Well, that's okay! It's not for everybody! It's mostly for people with SOULS!

Remember how awful he was when he was first on the show? He really improved tremendously! Hang in there, Jessica Williams!

Remember how awful he was when he was first on the show? He really improved tremendously! Hang in there, Jessica Williams!

Arbor Day! There's nothing romantically comic about trees!

Arbor Day! There's nothing romantically comic about trees!

Flag Day is actually coming in 2014! With all your favorite stars! And Hector Elizondo!

Flag Day is actually coming in 2014! With all your favorite stars! And Hector Elizondo!

Look, I see what you're trying to do, but I keep telling you: I'M NOT DOING THIS PICTURE. It's an action movie, right? I don't DO action movies, I do romance! You want action, you call Joel Schumaker or Tony Scott! So quit asking me, already!

Look, I see what you're trying to do, but I keep telling you: I'M NOT DOING THIS PICTURE. It's an action movie, right? I don't DO action movies, I do romance! You want action, you call Joel Schumaker or Tony Scott! So quit asking me, already!

I am also still not doing this!

I am also still not doing this!

I'm also not doing this picture!

I'm also not doing this picture!