British, Canadian, they all have lousy teeth.

After that, he'll be in my next feature, Boxing Day, coming in December 2013!  (He's Canadian, right?)

Hey! I had to toss a bone to the gays!  It's how pictures work these days!

What kind of men take cheap shots at a man's family?!  Have you no class?

No, I don't want to get it wet.  That gold plate comes right off.  Juanita will sign for it at the house.

What's this?  My agent told me we weren't nominated!  I thought the ceremony was last night?  Did we win?  Frankly, I don't see how we couldn't….those other movies look like dog shit.  I thought the competition would be a little more hoity-toity.  Where's Marty Scorsese's movie, Hubert I think?  That should have made…

You're the kinda guy I make movies for, kid!  The ladies will love New Year's Eve! Take 'em tonight!

We pitched that to Universal, but they wouldn't sign off unless we could get Sandy Bullock, and she balked!  It would have been great!  I know her prick agent talked her out it!

Sure I was!

Same to you!