Another aspect that the conspiracy wankers (and if you don't understand how loathsome these people are, just read Jesus Fucking Christ's comments) is that none of these ideas popped into anyone's head until well into the nineteenth century.  No one who was at all familiar with Shakespeare, his contemporaries, any of…

Titles for Kate's next project: Porn
Kate + 8 Inches
Kate plus eight (bukkake)
Kate plus 800 (gangbang)
Sorry Skankburger and her countless cunt turds of regret
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