"I am Loki, and I will be indebted to no-one"

Holy Shit those are huge.

Ooooooh. Now I get it!

I honestly thought they'd pop up at the end and take the team out for frosty chocolate milkshakes

He's the shadowy alien figure chatting with Loki at various points. More exciting was Enver Gjokaj appearing as one of the random cops. Blink and you'll miss him!

I also would like to discuss the SHOCKING SHAWARMA RELATED PLOT TWIST

I would have accepted at least another 30 minutes of it. Nothing feels too padded or stretched.

It's pretty obvious who's going to die based solely on how much you like them (Whedon always goes for the best one) vs who Marvel would actually let him kill ($$$) but it still gets you.

You magnificent bastard :)

Always nice to see Jennifer Love Hewitt.

That man is the biggest loser in the entire alpha quadrant. He's the only human fuck-up in Star Trek.

Wasn't Zooey Deschanel in that film? Was that meta?

I have read it! I read it when it first came out and don't really remember a great deal about it (Great sign, I know) beyond the bare bones of the plot. It was a good book, although not great and reminded me more than anything else of a Nick Hornby book. It's not a terrible book but it wasn't enjoying or deep enough…

This one was mine! (Just glad to see it made it out alive)

I went in mostly unspoiled, with a friend who was totally ignorant about the film. She actually enjoyed it more than I did and I have told everyone I recommended this to that avoiding spoilers is priority #1.

Evil Dead 2 and Shaun are pretty perfect examples of the kinda mood here. It's not as scary as it is gory, and it's probably funnier than it is either of them. That's not saying it isn't scary or gory though.

I think that he's probably a good deal more likeable than the heroine, and he drew a small cheer from the crowd at one point in my screening.

Craster was pretty Welsh, and the Starks sound more like the North of England (Yorkshire\Lancashire sort of stuff) and Melisandre just sounds like her actress is Dutch. Which makes sense.

Addams Family Values managed it, even with the wildly unnecessary Uncle Fester plot it's still the best summer camp movie ever made.

If it's wrong, then I have no intention of being right. The tank flying, the stupid crane game at the end, Sharlito Copley and it managed to make me not hate Jessica Biel. I'd love another.