My first experience with a real, live South African was on a cruise with 3 of my buddies. He was by himself, and we were all single guys, so we were seated together for dinner. Outwardly a very nice guy, and the biggest takeaway was that he was very surprised how little we knew about the country, and we didn't really…

The ship is the Alba Varden. I watched this…far too many times in my youth.

There's no other star whose movies have been retroactively ruined for me moreso than Gibson. He was probably just about my favorite actor for years, I freaking loved the Lethal Weapon movies. Now all I see is a crazy, anti-Semitic misogynistic asshole on the screen.

Worst cast member ever- Jim Breuer, Charlie Rocket or Tim Kazurinsky?

Now that's a great anecdote.

I still use this jokingly any time someone apologizes for something I feel they didn't have to.

(Knock on door)
(Concerned looks all around)
Kevin, very seriously: Who is it?
Feldman: Feldman
(More concerned looks)
Feldman: From across the hall
(Kevin's face brightens, he opens the door)

'His whole life is a fantasy camp.
People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live
like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into
money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex
without dating. *That's* a fantasy camp!'

Bend over and I'll show you.

I was pretty blown away by just how genuine and together she seemed when Howard Stern interviewed her a few years back. Completely relaxed, you really got the impression she is a person comfortable in her own skin.

If they ever decide to make a movie about Millard Fillmore, there's only one person alive who should play him- Alec Baldwin.

I'd go with Polk. He was so tiny he'd pull an Ant-Man and be climbing all over whoever his opponent was.

Take it easy banana-hands.

Other than the loving, intense detail put into animating the bulging biceps, ripped pecs and shredded delts of all the male characters, He-Man was the same, that show was god-awful. Filmation also always used the same awful voice actors for all the bit parts.

The one that sticks with me the most was about the guy who had made some sort of pact with evil forces to bring about the end of the world (I think because of being spurned by his girlfriend?), and his face had been transformed and he'd been given this flute that would cause storms when he'd play it. Pretty heavy for…

Maybe autocorrect is what becomes Skynet? Any sentient being knows Hydrox aren't worthy of being capitalized.

I'll defend the entire courtroom scene where Bill Murray is leading Rick Moranis even though Bill is the one on the witness stand to my dying breath.

This entire diversion thread about Piano Man is miles more interesting than the actual article.

'just released her debut stand-up LP, Just Putting It Out There, on Tig Notaro’s new label, Bentzen Ball Records.'

This reminds me of an actual amusing Bill Simmons anecdote. His mom is just like all of our moms and apparently she consistently referred to Alex Rodriguez as 'A-Job' instead of A-Rod