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If your here is somewhere different than here, it's the same here.

I was hoping for something more than that, along the lines of Ramsay Bolton is Finally Going to Fucking Die

It's like the time he, J-Bug and the other friends totally were into playing poker before it became cool.

I would have given her more credit if she'd gone full pun with "whore-durs".

Howsabout Snore-craft?!

I think when people hear "Variety Show", they either subconsciously or consciously think "Osmonds" and/or "Bradys" and that's all she wrote.

Conversely, I can't stand his affected "German" accent in both the "Black Tie" episode in Season 1 of 30 Rock and Beerfest.

Ben Stiller is my prime example of this. I find it horribly forced and unfunny anytime he does an over-the-top character, but generally find him pretty funny when he's the put-upon straight man.

Consistently and thoroughly.

The very film that prompted the creation of PG-13…

I thought when I read The Da Vinci Code it was some of the most painful character dialogue I'd ever read. Then I read Digital Fortress. Boy was I wrong…

From the article:

IT'S AZZ-WEEP-AYE!!!

Uh, Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper. Who are you? Where are you going?

Men tell jokes like this. Women tell jokes like this. Amirite??

That's not technically a theory, that is 100% theory. There isn't one word of subtext in any of the books that could make someone think that, unlike the very clear subtext with Loras.

Like The Dude's detective work at Jackie Treehorn's house.

To be fair, who knows how long he'll be hanging there, it could actually be for a few episodes.

Are Stan and Evans standing on something or what?

People trying waaaay too hard with the tinfoil hat theories, like Syrio somehow being alive after being cut in two by Meryn Fucking Trent and 4 other guys.