I love that little two-note stab used throughout. It's not that much different from a BWOMP but the tone is totally different, like a slice of the ominous soundtrack to an old adventure serial.

[angry sex noises]

"When I go to a superhero movie, I just want to turn my brain off for a couple hours, not think about a bunch of political stuff…"

Just for you, I never fixed it.

I hate that. I usually get around it by putting a [u] before the [a href=""] and a [/u] after the [/a]. Pointy brackets, of course.

Weird, I have zero memory of this happening. I guess I was still in a post-election fugue state.

Seriously! If there's literally an open showing in the very next theater, they have no moral or legal leg to stand on. Absurd.

Alamo Drafthouse Blasted For 'Snide Attitude'

Their plan reminds me of that classic Carl Sagan quote: "If you wish to take over a backwater planet from scratch, you must first simulate their entire history."

Presumably nervous-pinched Alan is still on that pyramid when it left. I smell a Big Finish spinoff series!

(File under: Say Something Nice)

I know there was the "I had to see if the Monks were controlling you" explanation but the whole opening 20 minutes still felt like a pointless fake-out.

There was also The Cosby Mysteries, co-starring (no lie) Mos Def.

Didn't they also re-cast the lead (Samberg's wife) in the second season? At some point you have to just make a new show.

I honestly only got the pun like two days ago…

Dang, I was hoping the "painting skills" reference meant they painted an ultra-realistic hallway on a wall, causing the guards to run into it and knock themselves out.

The worst part of this feature is realizing how many more weeks I'm going to be seeing commercials for some of these movies…

One of the many, many songs I knew from a Weird Al polka medley long before I heard the original…

BREAKING: Glenn Danzig Is A Goddamn Son Of A Bitch After All

"Bex Taylor-Klaus" is the sort of name you come up with if you want a cool alter-ego like "Vivian Darkbloom" but you're not as good at anagrams as Nabokov.