If only they'd get over themselves and make native apps for Apple TV and Chromecast…

We've entered the "prestigious, high-budget Phyllis Diller biopic" era of the Golden Age Of Television and I couldn't be happier.

Amazon choosing not to make a native Apple TV app also doesn't help.

Plot Twist: every episode is the same kind of dumb Mad Libs skit you hear on every comedy podcast: "Hi, I'm Bernie Sanders, and along with [19th century literary figure] and [pop culture icon from Gen X childhoods], we're gonna run a food truck!

PROFESSOR XAVIER IS A SHMEGEGGE!

Agreed. I know this isn't Syaf's role, but I really like the color palettes as well.

MARVEL: Now remember, our artists have caused a few PR disasters these last few years. Promise us you're not going to draw any of our female characters in demeaning or sexually explicit poses.
ARDIAN SYAF: Oh ho ho, you don't have to worry about that…
MARVEL: Okay, great. So we're all good here!

CYCLOPS: Are you Jewish?
KITTY PRYDE: No.
CYCLOPS: Are you sure you’re not Jewish?
KITTY PRYDE: I’m sure.
CYCLOPS: Are you absolutely sure you’re not Jewish?
KITTY PRYDE: All right, all right, Scott…you win. I’m Jewish.
CYCLOPS: That’s funny. You don’t look Jewish.

"Deezer is the No. 1 site for listening to music on demand." Uh, I'm gonna have to slap a [citation needed] on that tagline, guys.

[frantically runs into thread before anyone else can make the obvious reference, shows up totally out of breath]

In honor of their Hall Of Fame induction: all 314 live albums that Pearl Jam has released as part of their Official Bootleg Series.

The Eagles -Their Greatest Hits
Eric Clapton - Unplugged
The Bodyguard soundtrack
Shania Twain - Come On Over
Celine Dion - Falling into You
Santana - Supernatural
Britney Spears - Baby One More Time
Linkin Park - Hybrid Theory
Ace of Base - Happy Nation/The Sign

Édgar Ramírez as Gianni Versace is, um, a bit of a stretch…

[It is the season finale. Sheriff Keller has Cliff Blossom in handcuffs]

New theory: this show is a stealth reboot of that Twilight Zone where that omnipotent kid can wish folks into the cornfield, and that's why everyone indulges Archie's dumb preoccupations and basically lets him do whatever he wants with zero lasting repercussions.

Their two scenes were bizarrely truncated, almost like the writers did a quick dialogue outline that got filmed by mistake. It had a real "we now join Riverdale, already in progress" feel to it.

"I'm so sorry about your father. Here are some clearly fake lilies I got at Big Lots."

I wish the episode had at least one throwaway line that told us Cheyenne etc knew Bobbie Sue was still in the store and was okay. Something like "Customers keep reporting a wild toddler roaming the store but we just can't find her…"

Oooh, you're right: Wikipedia's episode list only has two more, but I guess those are the only ones they have info on, because just below it notes that the season finale is on May 11. My bad!

I agree. In fact, I thought this episode was the first to be truly bad as opposed to so-bad-it's-good. This felt like an episode of a 22-episode season.