and his package

damn, i've been away for too long. Wish I knew what the hell you were talking about.

They're going to get rolled by Rick and his group. Or, Rick-Rolled, if you prefer.

Absolutely hated this episode. This is the first episode of this show that I simply couldn't watch.

I was thinking the same thing. Cut off their arms and legs and force them to eat themselves, and then string them up from a tree to starve to death while limbless, so they can turn and be zombies for the rest of eternity.

Haley's "I don't know what you guys are in to" was the biggest laugh of the night for me.

I'm pretty sure we're going to find that he got outside help from some other group…

Sweet Clyde, laugh derisively at him.

What's strange is that in Latin-American countries it's Saturday the 14ths that they fear.

"when they enter the church they creep around. Doesn't it make more sense to be really noisy? Flush out the walkers?"

It's possible that the tainted meat fucks them up in some way, but doesn't actually kill them.

Episode 2 is always about setting things up for the rest of the season. No matter what show.

goddamit… 20 year-old, barely relevant Simpsons quotes still crack me up.

Remember Jim? (I think that was his name) He took almost a full day to die from a bite. It seems like it takes about a day for the fever to kill the host, and then anywhere from 5 minutes to a couple of hours for them to turn.

People who, unsolicited, share their knowledge of guns must be very cool and tough.

it looked more like a hospital cross than a religious one.

I miss the potential badass that Andrea could have and should have become if they had just followed her comics' storyline.

I think Bob would have been screwed whether The Asshole lived or not.

Doesn't that make you wonder what he's hiding? How exactly DID he survive that long while being such a pussy? I think it goes beyond general television implausibility and that they're actually hinting at something intentional.

I don't think they would have bumped her up from an "Also Starring…" credit to a Main Character credit if she was only going to be around an episode or two.