I love how they were doing the "dukes up and circling" posture like some old-timey pugilists.

And here I thought
That T-Pain was such a sensible young man

Nicely done, Just Kidding Rowling. A chortle ensued.

No, Lanternfish. Just stop it. Right now.

Kirk's leads were never better than on MOP. He's been aimless and "unmelodius," but not on that album. "Orion" still gets to me.

Don't shoot your wad all at once, Goldy. There can't be an endless supply of gerbil-related factoids to sustain you.

I don't ever call video games by their christian name.

^winner

Actual laughter ensued.

I would bang Liv Tyler straight to Valinor.

For sure. That was one of those "holy shit" moments that are to rare in any entertainment. I remember telling people "You have to see this!"

You're on thin ice, counselor.

"Subway. It's familiar!TM"

Jumping: Gateway to Gay
I jumped once in college, but it was just an experiment.

The ads, my God, the ads
Ok, off topic, but good lord the ads for It's Kind of a Funny Story are out of control. I know: Ad-Blocker, etc, but I haven't found one that works with Chrome. Now I'm even less-motivated to see Zach Beardifianakis' new movie.

So close, Jorge.

I'll be the guy.
I do not get ODB. He seems like the biggest idiot who ever lived.

This TrainWreck
Is it un-self-conscious goofballery or calculated faux unhippery?